have you ever looked at someone who has kids and just thought
they did the do
(via g-iggle)
*hides good snacks from family members*
(Source: foodchewer, via g-iggle)
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
(via g-iggle)
hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
(via g-iggle)
